Have you ever had a landlord from hell? Well poet B.Z. Niditch sure has…B.Z. NIDITCH is a poet, playwright, fiction writer and teacher. His work is widely published in journals and magazines throughout the world, including: Columbia: A Magazine of Poetry and Art; The Literary Review; Denver Quarterly; Hawaii Review,; Le Guepard (France); Kadmos (France); Prism International; Jejune (Czech Republic); Leopold Bloom (Budapest); Antioch Review; and Prairie Schooner, among others.
THE EX LANDLORD
With the heart of Cain
behind his one cloth napkin
under a pinched chin
at T.V. dinner time unshaved for his faith
or gangland injury
wearing a pentagram
he won
at carnival time,
a once ruddy catcher in a minor league,
pawn broker
stud poker player or house Dick
depending
on whom you meet,
surprising tenants
every first day of the month
with unauthorized letters
to threaten everyone,
stoned on cheap beer
claiming to be ex-military
in Angola
or was it Cuba
with his annual cigar
at Christmas
spitting out of his moist mouth
offering to show us
forged lottery tickets
used Trojans
or fascist posters
of the Forties.
– B.Z. Niditch
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