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The suspect in the sketch can be described as a 17 to 19-year-old, light-skinned, Hispanic male. The suspect was said to have curly hair and was wearing a black medical-style face covering.
Anyone who knows this person or has knowledge of this incident should contact the Somerville Police Department’s Criminal Investigation Division at 617-625-1600 x7220 or Detective Robert Pasqualino at 617-625-1600 x7235
— Somerville Police Department.
Ah Somerville, where even our would-be murderers take the time to wear a face mask. Maybe he figured they’d let him go for that if he got caught. But the big question: did he dare drive in the bike lane?
Well.
Attempted humor: Fail
Confirmed dumbness: Succeed
Takes your breath away.